DECEPTIVE OPINIONS

ZDRASVSTVUYTE. (refer Russian dictionary) Most of us trying to stay happy in this covid pandemic, trying to utilise the abundance of time 🕒 Its been around 8 months when our regular life was turned upside by this covid. We have seen a myriad of things happening in these 7 months i.e. forest fires, whales dying, rape cases, various protests, scandals, deaths, earthquakes, hurricanes and whatnot. Overall, this period can be called a "melancholic period" in which many of us are struggling to stay happy.  BUT WHAT ARE THE PREREQUISITES TO BE HAPPY? ( Avoid gamers, loners, sadists, introverts, over-optimists and fake peeps) Pay your condolences for EXTROVERTS, GOD bless their souls.   Well, I am not ARISTOTLE, who is going to give out points or open your eyes to the true reality of the world, SORRY.  Every one of us is different with a unique set of question paper(FATE) to answer. Well, this question may have come to some of the brilliant minds that "what it takes to be happ...

A for apple                                 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.......... B for ball                                   अ , आ ,इ ,ई ,ऊ ........        C for cat                                     क ,ख ,ग ,घ ..................... D for ........                                     +, -, *, /                         We all have learnt these alphabets from a teacher, but have you ever once thought of that teacher that taught you the basics of everything, i have not and the most shameful thing is I don't even remember the name of my p...

GOOD MORNING FRIENDZZ ! I am fed up of hearing this line every day during my online classes in which my eyes had stopped helping me to open them. I am not against online classes even if, the online classes start in the morning and end in late evenings. Even this was bearable as we had an option to switch off our webcams and mute the app. My life was very comfortable but what can I say, my institute had a "KEEDA in their ASSho**", they implemented some new rules which can make   you depress for days or even generate suicidal thoughts in the small brains of yours, let me point them out : NO ATTENDANCE IF WEBCAM IS OFF. AN OBSERVER IS HIRED TO CHECK IF YOU ARE ON YOUR SEAT OR NOT.  YOU HAVE TO WEAR FORMALS  YOU HAVE TO SIT PROPERLY  YOU HAVE TO REPLY WITH YOUR MIC WHENEVER ASKED TO. 100 % ATTENDANCE IS COMPULSORY................................................................. NO EXCUSES OR EMAILS EVEN IF YOU CONTRACT CORONA OR SOMEONE DIES IN YOUR FA...

नमस्ते ! Recently due to the increase in the number of corona patients in my area, the whole area was sealed and packed with barricades which felt very depressing and alarming for my mental health. So, I had to make a very tough choice i.e "भाई भागो यहाँ से ". I talked to my father and we hired a driver and planned everything accordingly. It seemed so easy to travel from Delhi to Bihar at a glance but it isn't, it may be ONLY 16-18 hour drive but "फट कर हाथ मैं आजाती है !!".   We started our journey around 4'o clock in the morning which was quite easy for me as what do they call me "निशाचर !", it's not a derogatory term its simply means "Night owl". The start was quite good, we were enjoying a ride at 120km/hr, imagining quite alluring nature and environment which generates in our minds from the so-called ROAD TRIPS in Bollywood movies but that never happened we only saw vast highways and farmlands. The trip was as follows...

BE CAREFREE !! We, humans, have explored the immense oceans, colossal earth, the moon, and the ever-expanding SPACE, so why are we hesitating to explore ourselves or ashamed of bracing our sexuality. L: LESBIAN G: GAY B: BISEXUAL T: TRANSGENDER Q: QUEER + : 41 more for reference : https://www.healthline.com/health/different-types-of-sexuality India is a country of great men and awesome women, but why there is no proper mention of characters like Shikhandini or humans of various sexuality. India is a progressive country and so should be their mindsets. Here are some points to ponder upon........... Marriage proposals My parents do not support homosexuality. They never will. My classmates often gossiped about Karan Johar and Shahrukh Khan. The number of guys on lesbian dating sites is alarming. What will society say?  Am I ILL?  Thinking about these points always disappoints me, we are moving forward towards the 21st century, a period of immense devel...

GET WELL SOON...... NEIGHBORS!!!!! So, yesterday we came to know that one of the members of the family living just three blocks away from us was tested positive of CORONAVIRUS. So for reference, I live in DELHI, the capital of INDIA as well as the uprising capital of coronavirus in INDIA, thanks to the honorable chief minister of Delhi SHREE KEJRIWAL AKA the muffler man of Delhi which himself seems to be tested positive for coronavirus............. Most of you may be aware of DELHI's condition but for assurance, I will put in the picture of Delhi. Uprising Capital of CORONAVIRUS in INDIA. Hospitals full of patients, devoid of caretakers but Doctors are available. Tests are happening but the data is not being released clearly. Our Kejri is never behind Modi, Aarogyasetu VS DELHI CORONA....  Delhi is in the phase of UNLOCKDOWN 1.0 People are dying but momos are our priority.  Delhi is in the red zone but we are Delhiites we go for DELHI DARSHAN and our CP(Cannau...

"I can't imagine how you must be feeling." Yeah. it's true that you can't imagine what a person is feeling or facing in his/her life but still, most of you are writing DM's are open and I am ready to listen. Read this sentence again carefully, you will find it like you are doing a favour where are your emotions buddy! rather than writing this post on you insta or social media, you should call your close friends personally at least, they deserve this much care yarr !! Now, just think how can someone open to a person with whom they have not talked for a long time, how can they share the dark secrets or regrets of their life with you suddenly. Seeing these type of posts on insta or WhatsApp really made my blood boil to the stupidity and hypocrisy of some peeps. Ok, suppose you got happy by seeing these posts and some of you gathered all your courage and decided to call your friends to talk about your problems. Here comes the saying "When REALITY st...

BWWAAARRHHHHHH !!!!! SEE, I have recently started watching a series: "SUPERNATURAL", some of you may know what it is or some of you may not know. So for those who don't know what supernatural is, it is a series based on horror stories. So, while watching it, a thought came into my mind, there must be some urban legends in INDIA too, yeah I know there are series like the typewriter, ghost stories, BETAAL on NETFLIX. I won't be sharing their stories, so don't worry. What are urban legends, for an easy understanding you can call it urban myths also. OK, some urban legends in INDIA can go like- "गाऊँ की चुडैल " , "गली का भूत बांग्ला ", " पीपल पेड़ का बेताल " I know it is funny but this is what these are called here. Some Indian urban legends go like this, I will point out some of them : Can idols of Lord Ganesha drink milk? How does Himesh Reshammiya’s music invite evil spirits? What’s the mystery behind Mumbai’s Gr...

"OLD IS GOLD" ,  Its a saying that all of us would have heard at some point of time, but in this quarantine, i have started believing old is really gold. Just start from the epics like Ramayana and Mahabharata and other mythological series which has captivated almost 90% of the population during this lockdown. I was so bored from repeatedly playing games like PUBG, COC and others. So, i opted for the games that i used to play when i was a child and it really made me think of my childhood days which were sweet. These are some of the games that i have tried which have litreally created a shit storm in my head trying to remember how i completed these games during those times:  DANGEROUS DAV : Hopefully, some of you remember this epic game, it was a fun game during those old times and i really enjoyed playing this game when i was a child, but now seeing this game, I know "its graphics suck" !!! MARIO !! This game was love !!. Mario, i loved its ...

JANAMDIN MUBARAK HO !!! Hope this blog finds you in best of your health. (i know most of you would have heard his cliche starting line of an informal letter, dont judge me for it.) We are in that phase where economy is like a three leg chair , markets are unstable and you all know, what all problems we as a country or citizens of the country are facing. But still, i would really be worried if my birthday comes in this quarantine and more worried would be my friends and family members who all are going to crack thier brains to celebrate my birthday in this goddamn lockdown. So, here i would try to show you some of the ways to celebrate birthdays in this lockdown. Method 1: The most common way to celebrate one's birthday in this lockdown would be making a video like this..... This video was the combined efforts of a whole group of friends who had taken the letters of happy birthday one for each. But if you are not able to gather such a crowd for your friend or want...

85[12][12][15] !! Duhhhhh !!! What are these numbers, i am so weak in maths, Guys look carefully , 8 is the numeric place of H, 5:E,12:L,15:O. I know this was an absurd method to say "HELLO"   but can't help it , this absurdity is embedded in my nature. So, i am here again with a little weird topic i.e. "LIFE OF BEING POOR". A life in which you have to check your pockets even for your basic neccesities.  I am not here to debate on how to eradicate poverty, i am just here to portray what life brings when you are poor in a positive light. Poor , just hearing this word, most of us would imagine a very ardous lifestyle, which is true though but i am not here to show how much empathetic poverty is but i am here to show you there is something more to see in poverty!!                                                         ...

வணக்கம் ( VANAKKAM) !!   We all have been seeing a lot of stuffs regarding female rights, rise of feminists, "BOY'S LOCKER ROOM CASE" etc , I am not here to support either the right of men or women. I am here just to elucidate "LIFE OF BEING A MAN"  As the saying goes "YOU CAN NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER" . So, its my humble request to all of you who are the loyal messengers of this quote i.e.  "ALL MEN ARE THE SAME".   TO think first and then act, you all have brothers and fathers at your homes. How do you think a life of a boy starts, let me recount some of the events that happens in most of the boy's life : (these are some of the most narrow minded views, pls dont judge me) You are a boy you can't cry . In india, there is a famous saying "मर्द को दर्द नहीं होता" !!! Ohhh please, HOTA HAI !!!! How can you like the colour pink, its so girlish (* i don't know from where those people distinguis...

Wingardium Leviosa !१! Its not a greeting though , it was just for fun as saying it involves a lot of tongue movement. As the title of this blog is MAGICAL four letter words, Let me recite some lines for you :::::: LIFE BRINGS HOPE  HOPE BRINGS LOVE  LOVE BRINGS A TEAR  TEAR BRINGS HATE  HATE BRINGS PAIN !! As you all would have observed that all the words that are in the phrase consists of four letters and all those words have significant impact and affect in our daily livelihoods. As i am a DELHIITE, how can I miss the most important word of our lingual dictionary i.e any guesses : BHAI !!!!!  Life : Most of us would not be knowing what life is and i wont be giving you an answer too as me myself is an immature kid who just loves to write blogs. So if you want an answer you should consult the following people : A mother who has given birth to a child, she will tell what according to her is life. A patient who was saved f...

सुप्रभातम !! I am here to declare that not all students are lucky and laxman " कुछ लोगो के  पेपर होते है  quarantine मैं   ".  How would you react if you know that you are having your exams in this quarantine, think and  let me tell you how i reacted : They dont want me to die in peace too !!! The world is having a pandemic and they want to conduct exams!!!!!! How much free are they.  Bhench** Shale !!!! I reacted a lot more but showing those emotions would not be appropriate here. ***FOR THOSE WHO THINK, EXAMS CAN NOT BE CONDUCTED IN QUARANTINE :: So, now you all will be thinking, how the heck are they going to take exams, So get ready, IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE !!!!  The exams will be conducted on laptops and you will have many life saving options like: Phone a freind  Call Internet for help !!! Whatsapp cheat groups  But how can the authorities digest their meal without forcing us to vomit ours!!! , the ex...

ASALAAM WALEKUM !! The holy month of FASTING : RAMADAN   is here with a new and unprecented event packed with it i.e. QUARANTINE.  I don't "know" how this quarantine will affect the RAMADAN personally, but i have asked some of friends about their views on "RAMADAN in quarantine" Lets elaborate how this quarantine has changed the time table of people during RAMADAN. Going to Mosque for NAMAZ is not possible as the lockdown has been implemented. Quarantine has made the crowded mosque during RAMADAN,  an empty mosque !!!!  The huge variety of food which was usually available during quarantine has been reduced to essentials only. The usual and enthusiastic  IFTAR with relatives, freinds and close ones is not possible during this quarantine.  But with this quarantine, RAMADAN may become easy and comfortable for some as they will be spending this RAMADAN at the comfort of their homes and family members. People can spend their ...