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EXAMS in QUARANTINE

सुप्रभातम !!

 I am here to declare that not all students are lucky and laxman " कुछ लोगो के  पेपर होते है  quarantine मैं   ". 
How would you react if you know that you are having your exams in this quarantine, think and  let me tell you how i reacted :

  • They dont want me to die in peace too !!!
  • The world is having a pandemic and they want to conduct exams!!!!!!
  • How much free are they. 
  • Bhench** Shale !!!!
I reacted a lot more but showing those emotions would not be appropriate here.

***FOR THOSE WHO THINK, EXAMS CAN NOT BE CONDUCTED IN QUARANTINE ::

So, now you all will be thinking, how the heck are they going to take exams, So get ready, IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE !!!! The exams will be conducted on laptops and you will have many life saving options like:

  • Phone a freind 
  • Call Internet for help !!!
  • Whatsapp cheat groups 


But how can the authorities digest their meal without forcing us to vomit ours!!!, the exams will be open book and you know what happens when the exams are open books, lets see ::::




That was all for today, i will definetly update you guys on what happens in an exam during quarantine !!!!

 पुनदर्शनाय !! (good bye)

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