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EXAMS in QUARANTINE

सुप्रभातम !! I am here to declare that not all students are lucky and laxman " कुछ लोगो के  पेपर होते है  quarantine मैं   ".  How would you react if you know that you are having your exams in this quarantine, think and  let me tell you how i reacted : They dont want me to die in peace too !!! The world is having a pandemic and they want to conduct exams!!!!!! How much free are they.  Bhench** Shale !!!! I reacted a lot more but showing those emotions would not be appropriate here. ***FOR THOSE WHO THINK, EXAMS CAN NOT BE CONDUCTED IN QUARANTINE :: So, now you all will be thinking, how the heck are they going to take exams, So get ready, IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE !!!!  The exams will be conducted on laptops and you will have many life saving options like: Phone a freind  Call Internet for help !!! Whatsapp cheat groups  But how can the authorities digest their meal without forcing us to vomit ours!!! , the exams will be open book and you know

RAMADAN in QUARANTINE !!!

ASALAAM WALEKUM !! The holy month of FASTING : RAMADAN   is here with a new and unprecented event packed with it i.e. QUARANTINE.  I don't "know" how this quarantine will affect the RAMADAN personally, but i have asked some of friends about their views on "RAMADAN in quarantine" Lets elaborate how this quarantine has changed the time table of people during RAMADAN. Going to Mosque for NAMAZ is not possible as the lockdown has been implemented. Quarantine has made the crowded mosque during RAMADAN,  an empty mosque !!!!  The huge variety of food which was usually available during quarantine has been reduced to essentials only. The usual and enthusiastic  IFTAR with relatives, freinds and close ones is not possible during this quarantine.  But with this quarantine, RAMADAN may become easy and comfortable for some as they will be spending this RAMADAN at the comfort of their homes and family members. People can spend their time

DOWNLOAD MOVIES !!!!!!

ॐ नमस्ते  !!!!!! As the title goes "Download movies", here i am going to tell you guys how to download any movie of your choice without paying a buck !!!! [  This is for those who do not have subscription of NETFLIX, AMAZON PRIME , HOTSTAR  etc. ] METHOD 1 : TELEGRAM  Telegram is one of the best and my favourite place to download movies. Yeah, most of you would be confuse and thinking that telegram is a chatting app, so here is the catch!!!!!, telegram consists of various groups which provides you with endless content likes movies, series and short films. Here are some links where you can find new movies and series !!!!! t.me/HindiHDmovies t.me/HollywoodCineplex **Use these links in the search bar of telegram :  ******* These are some pics of my telegram, with this you can guess how to get to your desired movies !!!!! ******** METHOD 2: MODDRIOD NETFLIX  Here is the link provided for moddriod netflix :  https://moddroid.com/netflix-7-49.html Just

HASMUKH (NEtflix series) Review !!!!

राधे राधे !! In this lockdown, everyone is eagerly wating for new movies and series on netflix, amazon prime or hotstar.One of the waited series was "HASMUKH" !!. I watched the whole series in one go and the only joke which was being repeated in every episode was : पत्नी पूछती है पति से आपको याद है शादी के टाइम मैंने कोनसी साड़ी पहनी थी  पति बोलता है  - नहीं !! पत्नी पूछती है क्यों तो पति बोलता है :  जब ट्रैन  के सामने मरने जाते है तो देखते है क्या ट्रैन राजधानी है या shatabdi !!!!!!! I dont know what was laughable in this joke or in the whole series. It was a dark comedy , and before performing any joke hasmukh has to kill someone and  in every episode someone is being killed by hasmukh. I really didnt like the character of hasmukh  and the way he does things, so my review will be on the negative end.  au revoir !!

WHAT boys think and WHAT girls think !!!! Part 3 : GAY

KEM CHO !!!! oye छक्के ! this statement can not be more wrong or derogatory for someone and if you are one of those who is using this term and feel proud of it, then you really have some mental problems ; and you should immediately consult a brain surgeon !!! Hahahahahaha,  I am here again with another part of what boys think and what girls think and the topic is "GAY". This word is commonly used to insult someone (by some idiots though)   and i have to mention this, the meaning of this word is still unclear among most the people, gays means who is homosexual but i love the meaning mentioned below- MEANING: CAREFREE !! Lets see what boys think about gays : शाला छक्का है !!  MEETHA !!!!!!!!! MEETHUUU !!!!!!!! Dont go near him. He is a threat to your so called इज़्ज़त ! LADKI hai kyaa?? Some boys dont even see them as human beings and behave as if they are a threat to this society. some boys Give them weird looks They can become your close friend too and may

WHAT boys think and WHAT girls think !!!! Part 2 : CLOTHES

राम राम !!! So i came today with another part of what boys think and what girls think and the topic of that part is CLOTHES! What boys think when they see a girl with a clothes she is most comfortable with and what do the girls think when they see a boy's cloth. At first let me put down my thoughts about what a boy thinks when he sees a girl's cloth and how does he judge the girl and on what basis : If the girl is wearing less clothes, she is a slut. (thats how most of the boys think, dont judge me for it, it may be offending but its the truth !!! SORRY   GIRLS ) If the girl is covered from top to bottom, some boys will think she is an introvert or belongs to an old fashioned family (which in some cases put a lot of stress on girls being called old fashioned ) If by any chance the cleavage is shown, boys will automatically think that she is seducing them. According to some boys, clothes of a girl is equivalent to her character . Less clothes signify less chara

PERIODS !!!!

नमस्ते ! So what comes in your mind whenever you hear the word periods or mensturation? I am writing this topic for those for whom this topic is obscene, inappropriate and a TABOO.  So what is period, what most of us think it as a word which can not be spoken in the public, so biologically the definition is : A  period  is a release of blood from a girl's uterus, out through her vagina. It is a sign that she is getting close to the start of puberty. So the disastrous thing called period is just a biological process which happens with each and every female in this world. Let me jot down some points about periods which i have in my mind: (Think about these points especially boys ) **you can point out any mistake i have done Think about the pain every girl suffers from periods every month without showing a thing on their face. If you are in a relationship, be gentle to her, take care of her, handle her mood swings, talk to her, distract her thoughts . Help her with